What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 05:55

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
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Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
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-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.