What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?